The Best Discreet Sex Toys

People often find themselves getting a little embarrassed over their sex toys. Whilst we don’t think there’s anything to be embarrassed about when it comes to owning and using a sex toy, we understand why some people like to keep it to themselves. If you’re living in shared accommodation, maybe you don’t want your housemates tuning into a low buzzing noise, or if you’re heading on holiday you may have had the nightmare of that vibrator going off in your hand luggage.

Well, if you like to keep your sex toys on the subtle side, we’re here to help. There are a whole host of options available to keep that pleasure coming… without the rest of the building knowing about it!

Why Use Quiet Sex Toys?

Silent-sex toys are perfect for those who want to enjoy the benefits of a sex toy, whether solo or with a partner, but are a little self-conscious about housemates, parents or anyone else hearing them. Some vibrating toys can get a little loud, so if you’re not prepared to blame it on the electric toothbrush, you might want to find something a little more subtle – that’s where a discreet sex toy comes in handy.

We’ve said this many times before, but sex, masturbation and achieving satisfaction require you to feel relaxed and at ease to get the most from it. This means if you find yourself tensing up and getting distracted because you’re paranoid about the noise, a quiet sex toy could be the perfect choice for you.

The best quiet vibrators and silent sex toys

Even though you’re fairly certain nobody can hear the buzz of your vibrator, if there’s that seed of doubt in there it can really make you lose your focus. There’s no use struggling to reach an orgasm because the toy you’re using has you worried about the noises coming from your room. Luckily, there are a wide variety of toys available that can help you have all the fun with none of no noise complaints! Here are our top 5 picks:

1. Discreet Dildos

As it has no mechanical features at all, a classic discreet dildo makes for the perfect silent sex toy. Designed to hit all those internal spots that a penis can hit, its completely silent operation will rid you of that noise paranoia and let you focus on pure pleasure. Not only that, smaller and compact dildo's are easier to hide.

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2. Butt Plugs

Although you can find vibrating butt plugs, many of the anal toys we stock are available as completely silent toys. If you want to replicate the extra sensations you can get from a vibrating toy but without the noise, a butt plug is a great place to start, helping stimulate the nerve endings in and around the anus. Also, your bum makes a great hiding spot! Wear a butt plug discreetly under your clothing and enjoy those sensations throughout the day without anyone noticing.

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3. Jiggle Balls

As well as being ideal for Kegel exercises, jiggle balls can help target your G-spot and stimulate you internally. This makes them perfect if you’re too shy for a vibrator and are manually stimulating your clitoris, providing you with double the pleasure and no noise. Be sure to find out everything you need to know about jiggle balls because you’re probably missing out!

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4. Anal Beads

Another ideal silent sex toy is the anal bead. These amazing beads are a great beginner’s anal toy, allowing you to slowly push them in as you play. Gently remove them as you orgasm, and you’ll find yourself in a whole new world of pleasure.

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5. Whisper Rabbit

You probably think a vibrator means too much noise, right? Well, a great option for near-silent, quiet vibrators, are whisper rabbit vibrators. They are powerful but designed to be discreet and have features that allow you to play with the intensity of vibrations, with confidence that no-one can hear! These discreet vibrators can be easily disguised as everyday items like lipstick or pens, making them easy to hide.

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Small and Discreet Sex Toys

Noise isn’t the only factor you may be considering when looking for a discreet sex toy – size also matters when it comes to discretion. Whether you’re looking for something to pack away securely and subtly when travelling or need something nice and small to pop at the back of your sock drawer away from prying eyes – a small sex toy can be ideal.

If you’re looking for small and discreet, there can be few better places to start than a bullet vibrator. These little, but powerful, sex toys can pack a lot of pleasure but are small enough to keep safely out of eyeshot of anyone you don’t want to catch a glimpse of them.

If you’re a couple looking for a discreet toy, a cock ring could be the perfect purchase. Small enough to pack away nicely in a suitcase or keep in your bedside cabinet, a cock ring can also add intense vibrations to sex and help your partner stay harder for longer.

We don’t think that sex toys should be anything to be ashamed of, and you should be proud of your quest for a better sex life. However, we do understand that sometimes this can be difficult, whether it’s a self-conscious feeling that hampers your ability to orgasm or you live with family members or friends who you simply don’t want stumbling across your private items.

Our range of quiet sex toys can help you live your sex life to its fullest with your only worry being keeping those moans of ecstasy down!

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